Love it. Love you. Hate the world. Hi my name is Bobbie, ima ♓️ I am. Funny. Curious. and 18. Life is just a shared illusion. You live and you learn. And lastly, you should never settle for anything but the best because the best is exactly what you deserve.
|Aries:||self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet|
|Taurus:||nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much|
|Gemini:||smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses|
|Cancer:||dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know|
|Leo:||most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores|
|Virgo:||steady fuckers that probably have an OCD|
|Libra:||double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho|
|Scorpio:||paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long|
|Sagittarius:||funny but rude, one night stands big winner|
|Capricorn:||cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills|
|Aquarius:||weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded|
|Pisces:||sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites|
I don’t love you anymore.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
"Tina’s got stage fright."
"I have stage fright?"
"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."
"That explains a lot."
This is me
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
Belgian artist Wim Delvoyes completed this project entitled Sex-Rays way back in 2001 but we believe it is still worth a visit. Delvoyes described the process of acquiring these sexually explicit x-rays as “very medical” and “very antiseptic” but that is not exactly how we would describe these images. Delvoyes gives us an up-close and personal look at his subjects, showing us that a trip to the doctors office can be exciting after all