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Perfectly Imperfect

Love it. Love you. Hate the world. Hi my name is Bobbie, ima ♓️ I am. Funny. Curious. and 18. Life is just a shared illusion. You live and you learn. And lastly, you should never settle for anything but the best because the best is exactly what you deserve.

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries:self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus:nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini:smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer:dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo:most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo:steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra:double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio:paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius:funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn:cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius:weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces:sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

irisnectar:

From the exhibit Drinking on the Job by Neck Face

(via moaninggmyrtle)

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

(via sharingneedles)

jamsofthepast:

Time of the Season | The Zombies

(via cloudsomethings)

glitteryclitorous:

I don’t love you anymore.

Since when?

Now.

:(

(Source: cherryfunkaroo, via thepantyraids)

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

(Source: hiphopfightsplaque, via suckmyclitoris)

At gunpoint everybody loves you!!

(Source: keeganallennews, via suckmyclitoris)

suckmyclitoris:

tinarannosaurus:

"Tina’s got stage fright."

"I have stage fright?"

"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."

"That explains a lot."

This is me

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via suckmyclitoris)

boyirl:

Belgian artist Wim Delvoyes completed this project entitled Sex-Rays way back in 2001 but we believe it is still worth a visit. Delvoyes described the process of acquiring these sexually explicit x-rays as “very medical” and “very antiseptic” but that is not exactly how we would describe these images. Delvoyes gives us an up-close and personal look at his subjects, showing us that a trip to the doctors office can be exciting after all

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